palin power

Well, I was waiting to upload this post on the World Wide Web, but some woman started whining about Palin before me.
There is a lot of talk lately about McCain’s rising-star running mate, Palin. And, although most of the mumbling mutters from her mouth, I find it mildy interesting. Granted she is a mooseburger muncher from a melting, methane-spewing map location, but she’s got a fuckload of fight in that fanny. Of course our lessons ostensibly educate us to see that this Obama opposite didn’t really write her readings, but she really relates to the audience awesomely. In fact, she’s got all the guy gonads of Hillary Clinton, except she’s politically a polar opposite who doesn’t pray about polar bears. Are Obama and Palin passing poison Kool-Aid (R) around to engage and enthrall their audiences? Obama talks too many tales without tried and true evidence, but then Palin is just a preachy pro-life protestant punk who probably would want wield her wizard-like powers to make all the gays gone if Palinly possible.

McCain was very strategic in his stealthy pick of this satanic succubus. Her speach at the Retard convention was heartfelt and wholeheartedly hit right at her opponent’s history and experience. Interesting, isn’t it? I’m surprised she started down that street, but we’ll see what sort of waves were made. I think she will help McCain capture some votes this election. The republics reap the rewards of the collaboration by cleverly being cunning and strategic. Always an impressed audience am I…even though elephant’s are evil.

Let’s also discuss discretely how non-democratic women in power seem to be attractive. McCain’s wife is woefully attractive for a weirdo like him. Palin is quickly quartering the title of MILF OF THE YEAR, and she quarrels (and looks like) Tina Fey. And, we would never move on without mentioning Laura Bush ;).

Note: I was going to photoshop their faces onto each other, but they are the same person. Can you tell who is whom?


2 Responses to palin power

  1. PauvrePlume says:

    “some woman”?!? “WHINING”?!?!?!?!?!
    I’m going to kick your BAG-ified A!!!!!!!!!

  2. shea says:

    AhHa! You’ve helped me make my decision. I will be voting for McCain/Palin simply based on the fact that I want to see Tina Fey as Palin on SNL for the next 4 years. Go Tina!

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