Is this yet another series premiere? It’s like blog sweeps. I dunno, I’m trying things out constantly and then I never do them again hahaha. So here’s what happened this week in the form of the alphabet:
A: Almost immediately did I resent going in early on a monday because I could have just called from anywhere.
B: Batteries do funny things when they die. That is if it’s the battery running your car and when it dies in a McDonald’s parking lot–I can assure you I was not loving it.
C: CVS/Caremark caused me to loose my mind…
D: Drugs were dispensed–fucking finally–and after spending $200
E: Eight million dollars. That’s how much I had to spend to get my car fixed.
F: Finger–I sliced it open when making apple crisp. It was a deadly affair and it hurts like a bitch.
G: Good Samaritan–a sexy little chap who helped me get my car going the first time.
H: HIV–What my iPhone keeps trying to type every time I type “have.”
I: iGenius–A new feature on Itunes that amuses me by telling me which songs I may like. We’ll see, we’ll see.
J: Jenny wouldn’t buy the new Jessica Simpson CD and she was supposed to so I could get it for free. She took forever.
K: Killing me were my legs and feet…man I need a massage. Luckily the company is bringing in our quarterly massages
L: Long–This post is going to be very long.
M: MBA–I need to start studying for the test for it and I don’t know math.
N: News about Natural disasters, such as Ike…I keep up.
O: Oh EM GEE–My 401K keeps going down…faster than it’s going up because America’s fucking shithole ghetto trashbag economy.
P: Poop–what Vance got on his hands after picking up Horatio. Strangely Horatio was clean.
Q: Queers are pretty ubiquitous in midtown…that’s why I need to be there…so I can know them all.
R: Righteous Kill is the name of the movie I went to see on Sunday. It was ok.
S: Second Saturday. I went this time, and it was really fun…
T: Too bad I can’t afford any of the art I see there.
U: Unicycles are dangerous and therefore should not be allowed at second saturday. I didn’t see any, but I did see a bicycle build for two (I hate that term, so that’s why I used it)
V: Vehicular homicide–i’d consider it…
W: When people get in my way. Another option is snap of their…
X: Xyphoid processes.
Y: Yes, I can be violent (but I’m too lazy)…otherwise, I’d belong in a